Sunday, March 25, 2007
There are no words...
Listen, like most of you I had never heard of either one of these schools. Doesn't matter - this was easily the most unlikely, unbelievable, amazing, fantastic finish you will ever see in a basketball game, at any level. The fact that it was in a championship game just adds to its awesomeness.
Wow. I just watched it again and still have trouble believing it.
Hockey 101
Did you happen to catch the fight in the Rangers/Flyers game earlier this week? To me, nothing better encapsulated the mindset of a hockey player than those few minutes. A little background:
In the previous meeting between the teams, Philadelphia tough guy Todd Fedoruk was taking runs at some of the high profile “skill” players, like Jaromir Jagr. His motives were unclear – was he running the big guys in an effort to simply rattle them? Or, was he taking shots knowing that his counterpart in the Ranger uniform, Colton Orr, was not dressed for the game? Either way, he did his thing, and hockey fans knew that with another meeting between the teams on tap in a few weeks, this was by no means over.
Fast forward to this past Wednesday, Madison Square Garden. Twenty eight seconds in, both Fedoruk and Orr are on the ice, and everyone in the building knows what’s going down. As Orr skates by, he gives Fedoruk a little tap on the leg with his stick – the universal signal for “let’s do this”. Within a second, the gloves are thrown down and the players are squared off. A typical fight between two skilled combatants ensues, as each has a good grip on the other’s jersey with the left hand, while trying to land shots with the right. Then….well, words don’t do it justice. Let’s go the video:
What’s best about this? Where do I start? First, Orr shows genuine concern for the man he just floored. As soon as Fedoruk hit the ice, the beef was done. Second, Fedoruk went down like a sack of potatoes, which is not something often seen in a hockey fight. The kicker, however, was when the fallen Flyer implored the trainers not to immobilize his neck and take him out on a stretcher. Hockey players never want to go out like that!
As much as they’ve tried, the powers that be cannot legislate this out of the game. It is, and always has been, part of the fabric of hockey. Rarely does anyone get seriously injured, despite what you just saw. This is an aggressive, emotional, fast-paced game. The occasional letting off steam needs to occur, and the players have a way of policing themselves.
The comparisons are inevitably made with other sports, but it really is apples and oranges. Basketball in particular gets hammered whenever a brawl occurs, but few seem to notice the differences between a hockey fight and a hoop fight. Recent NBA fights were nothing more than free-for-alls, spilling into the stands and involving spectators. The fear during these incidents, most notably the Ron Artest flare-up in Detroit and the recent Knicks/Nuggets melee at MSG, was palpable, as chaos reigned. Race is unnecessarily dragged into the equation, but I don’t think that is the issue. If the NBA were an all white league (or all Hispanic, or all Asian), the issue would not be any different. The point is fighting is not part of the game, and that lack of structure is part of the problem. Commissioner David Stern has toughened his stance, imposing lengthy suspensions on those involved, and that is really his only course of action. Once players know that crossing the line will cost them a good chunk of the season (along with the corresponding pay), they will think twice before throwing that right hook.
Baseball, though a little bit more self-policing, still has its share of incidents as well. The majority involve pitchers throwing at or close to hitters, though the occasional hard slide (see Rose v. Harrelson, 1973 NLCS) can lead to a dust-up. As with the NBA, there is no structure, though it usually boils down to a few guys in the middle of the scrum with everyone else trying to keep the peace or break it up. On occasion other peripheral skirmishes will break out, but for the most part the fight is contained. There exists a sense of finality, though, that once each side has had someone get drilled the matter is settled. Suspensions are common, but less severe than in the NBA.
Hockey deals with these issues head on. When a fight breaks out, rules both written and unwritten immediately apply. If you decide to join the battle (third man in), you’re gone. Once two guys square off, the other players must back away and let them go. The referees know the value of letting it play itself out, since breaking it up right away not only runs the risk of getting clocked themselves, but will likely result in the same two guys going after each other the next time they’re on the ice together. The penalties are harsh and swift, and once the dust settles the game resumes. This is not to give a pass to those coaches who employ goon tactics, but is more a defense of the natural occurrence of fights during a normal hockey game. Thuggery can be an ugly spectacle, but the practice has thankfully decreased over the last few years.
Enjoy the intensity of the NHL, which at is core is still a great game, in spite of the mismanagement of the Gary Bettman era. That is a whole ‘nother column.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
The Bottom Line Hasn't Changed

I bet on the Reds every night.
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Waka Waka Waka

The NFL’s hand may finally be forced regarding off field player behavior, thanks to Tennessee DB Adam “Pacman” Jones. The second year player, who has a history of run-ins with the law, may have finally crossed the line a few weekends ago. You have no doubt by now heard about the strip club incident, the latest in a long line of legal problems for Jones. Though he didn’t pull the trigger, he could easily be seen as the one responsible for the end result.
Where should the blame be placed? Let’s look at some of the suspects:
Hip Hop Culture
Easy to target, but hard to change. The rampant materialism that has engulfed hip hop over the past few years isn’t totally new, but the degree to which the narcissism of rap has escalated is indeed troubling. While the majority of the artists come from poorer backgrounds, making the pursuit of wealth understandable, the whole get rich or die trying mentality mostly leads down empty roads. No wonder groups like Public Enemy are considered passé by today’s rappers. Employing a strong social conscience while eschewing the trappings of fame (“gold brains, not gold chains” as Chuck D used to say) runs directly opposite the mentality of rappers in 2007. The fact that Pacman and his crew were basically re-enacting a scene from a hip hop video displaying pure displays of wealth sprinkled with misogyny shows the impact of the culture on young people who suddenly have too much money on their hands. Now, get the hell off my lawn you damn kids.
The NFL
The league has had the perception of running a very tight ship over the years, but a closer look shows that may not be the case. Compare the revelations of steroid use in the NFL with that of Major League Baseball – football doles out a four game suspension and moves on, while baseball contemplates the destruction of all that we know to be good and pure. The bottom line has always been how much can a player do for us on the field, off field behavior be damned. While there is a limit to how much control the league can exhibit over off the field actions, it is clear that some action needs to be taken. In the past year alone, we’ve seen multiple arrests of members of the Cincinnati Bengals, the whole Tank Johnson fiasco, and now Pacman. Compare these examples with you, and your job. Would you still be employed if you were arrested? Most likey not.
I don’t have the answer, but since there are some powerful, smart minds working in the NFL offices, I’m sure they can develop some kind of system that rewards good behavior while punishing the bad apples that only server to wreck the reputation of the league. Get on that, Mr. Goddell.
The Tennessee Titans
Drafting Jones involved dealing with the existing baggage, as he already had a pretty decent rap sheet before draft day. The risks taken by the Titans were big, as Jones received first round money. Had they passed on him, he would have been snapped up pretty quickly by one of the next teams on the clock, so they bit the bullet and made the choice. Now, the downside of the risk is being realized, as they stand to lose an impact player. Look, I understand the NFL is a business, and most teams probably have the attitude that they can help change the behavior of a player once he becomes involved with their system. That might be true in some cases, but it’s very obvious that Jones hasn’t matured one iota since going pro. Should any action be handed down which involves a suspension, it is the Titans that will pay the big price, but they knew the risks going in.
Pacman himself
What? Holding an adult responsible for his actions you say? Impossible, especially in today’s culture!
Bull.
Nobody is more responsible for the problems of Pacman Jones more than Pacman Jones. He has been given an amazing gift, as his play on the field is truly exciting to watch. His impact on the Titans in 2006, coupled with the emergence if QB Vince Young, has made Tennessee one of the teams to watch in 2007. His inability to control his impulses off the field, running with the wrong crowd, hanging out at the wrong places, etc. are all decisions he made, not anyone else. It has to be difficult to be handed a pile of money at a younger age, but that is not an excuse as hundreds of other players have been put in the same situation and not seen the need to shower strippers with money that assault them when they tried to pick it up. Will this latest incident be the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back? Don’t know, but if it isn’t, either the NFL or the legal system will make sure he gets the message eventually.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Norv: The Best Damned Interview Ever
I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that the Chargers hired Norv Turner to fill their coaching vacancy. I understand that waiting until mid February limits the pool of candidates somewhat, but recycling Turner? Why?Turner's career record as a head coach is 58-82-1.
Read that sentence again.
Widely considered a nice guy, it is thought he will bring a calmness to the franchise. Because as everyone knows, since Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith each made it to the Super Bowl calmness is the new genius.
Turner has had ample opportunity to prove his mettle as a Head Coach, and pretty much stunk up the joint each time. The only rationale I can think of is that he must be the single most awesome interview, ever.
Maybe it went like this:
Chargers: Norv, what makes you think you can lead this team?
Turner: As you know, Troy Aikman loves me, and together with him, Emmit Smith, Michael Irvin and a killer O-Line, we won a few Super Bowls, remember?
Chargers: That's right! You guys were awesome!
Turner: You betcha. Did I mention that Troy let me introduce him when he was inducted into the Hall of Fame? We're pretty tight, and, as you might have heard, we won a few Super Bowls together.
Chargers: Damn, what a track record! What about your stints as Head Coach with Washington and Oakland? Seems like there were some tough times there.
Turner: Irvin, Smith, Larry Allen.
Chargers: But, but what about Randy Moss? How come he quit on you?
Turner: Jay Novacek! Moose Johnston! All at their best under my tutelage!
Chargers: And, dealing with Daniel Snyder and Al Davis, how did that go?
Turner: Hall of Famer Troy Aikman! Have you seen these ginormous rings? Look at the size of this damn thing!
Chargers: You're hired!
Saturday, February 17, 2007
The Bronx Zoo? Hardly

As Spring Training begins, it is once again the New York Yankees that are dominating the back pages of the New York papers as well as talk radio. Let’s look at the big issues surrounding this team as the 2007 season gets underway:
Carl Pavano/Mike Mussina
Basically, Mussina called out Pavano for being a big prima donna who is hurt more than he pitches. Well, not in so many words, but that was the meat of the statement. What was the problem? Mussina was pretty much right on the money. If Pavano wants to earn his keep and get respect in the locker room, he needs to quit being held back by petty injuries, suck it up and pitch. The two had a brief closed door meeting with skipper Joe Torre this week and seemed to make nice. It will be interesting to see if Pavano tries too hard to impress his teammates, and ends up getting hurt in the process. The guy is pretty damned fragile, after all.
Mariano Rivera
A very convincing case could be made that Rivera, not Jeter, not Bernie Williams, was the single most important member of the team which won four World Series in five seasons. Now the closer is facing an expiring contract after this year, and would like nothing more than to have it addressed prior to the season. Age is a factor, no question, but the feeling here is the Yankees will find a way to get this taken care of before it becomes a bigger issue. The guy has barely slowed down, and is still dominant, though perhaps a bit more fragile. Sure, he’ll tank a couple of early and mid-season saves, but his big game and postseason records are above reproach. The fact that this team has given him precious few chances over the past few playoff series reflects on the overall makeup and performance of the rest of the players, not Mo. Believe me, I would like nothing more than to see him skip town and close out the Yankees in a big spot (hmm…how we he look in a Boston uniform?), but Steinbrenner will likely step in and demand this get taken care of, ensuring Rivera retires a Yankee.
Bernie Williams
A tougher call for the team to make involves Bernie Williams. The outfielder seemed to be poised to take a bench role last year, but was forced into action with the injuries to Hideki Matsui and Gary Sheffield, and performed admirably. Now, with the signing of 1B Doug Mientkiewicz to spell Jason Giambi (making him more of a full time DH), it’s Bernie who is getting squeezed. Rather than release him, the team offered him a minor league contract with the assurances that he would likely get a spot on the 25 man roster. Williams is currently balking at the offer, feeling that he can still get it done, elsewhere if necessary. Since Giambi is basically immovable due to his enormous contract, it’s the classy lifelong Yankee who gets the short end of the stick. Fair? Nope, but the business end of baseball tends to rear its ugly head far too often, particularly with 38 year old players. Here as well, I would like nothing more than to see #51 don another uniform, come back and stick it to the Yankees in a big spot. I can’t wait to see how this plays out.
ARod/Jeter
This one has gotten less play with the above issues in the forefront, but is the big elephant in the room. ARod has proven time and time again that he is simply not suited to play in New York. As someone who always tries to carefully measure his words and do the right thing, he has an incredible knack for rubbing just about everyone the wrong way (except Michael Kay, who adores him to the point of nausea). The word is Rodriguez hasn’t been fully accepted in the locker room, and that might stem from Derek Jeter. Jeter and ARod, former friends (though the extent of that friendship is somewhat debatable), allegedly haven’t seen eye-to-eye since Rodriguez made some disparaging remarks in a GQ article a few years back. Rodriguez needs to understand that he will never be held in the same regard here as Jeter – even if he wins four rings. Jeter is quite simply, The Man. He’s the Captain, he is media friendly without being controversial, and the fans absolutely adore him. Remember when he was mired in that 0 for 33 slump a few seasons ago? The fans were pulling for him so hard, they never booed, and yelled encouragement as he trotted off the field after yet another pop-up. Imagine if ARod went through a similar stretch. The boos would be deafening, talk radio would be screaming for a trade, and the back pages would explode.
Jeter could quell this by simply making some kind of brief public statement about how there is no feud, how Rodriguez is one of the guys, etc. Even if he is full of it, it might go a long way toward getting this out of the media.
These controversies are nothing compared to the late seventies Bronx Zoo, that’s for certain. Those guys proved that players in the locker room could absolutely hate each other and still win. It’s becoming rarer these days, as the players are part of one big happy fraternity, and change teams even more frequently. One could also chalk up the amount of coverage devoted to these issues being a result of having nothing else to cover.
Here’s hoping the 2007 Yankees dominate the back pages, and WFAN, while the Mets quietly go about their business and win the NL East again.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Tim Hardaway: NBA Ambassador

You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I
don't like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don't like it. It
shouldn't be in the world or in the United States.
No pussyfooting around the issue for you, Tim, no way, no how! Not you!
Oh, critics might say you were acting somehow bigoted, or hateful. Pshaw! You were simply telling the truth as you know it. If you feel that it is okay to “hate” (not “disapprove of the lifestyle”, or “not understand”) an entire group of people, that’s your right! Others might speculate your feelings stem from some past incident, such as a time where one of those people gave you a certain look. Or maybe the time you flipped on SpectraVision on that road trip and was repulsed by the girl-on-girl movie those pigs forced upon you. Where was the traditional man/woman porn, as God intended?
Others will point to statistics, which state that anywhere from 1 in 10 to 1 in 50 people are that way, which means you would undoubtedly run into on of the hated folks without even knowing it, and treated them civilly. If only you had known! Maybe if they had to wear armbands, or have a forehead tattoo or something, it would be so much easier, right?
Even though you were somewhat forced to issue an apology, kudos for keeping things in perspective:
There are more important things to worry about than my
comments. We should
be more concerned about President (George) Bush and all
the people dying in
Iraq
Stay classy big guy.