Friday, September 11, 2009

The 2009 NFL Preview!

Finally, the 2009 NFL Season is upon us. Join us, won't you, as we fearlessly attempt to forecast the season, secure in the knowledge that several significant injuries/suspensions will completely screw the crap out of these meticulously prepared choices.

In the interest of accuracy, we broke it down by taking the complete schedule, and going game-by-game, predicting who would be the winner. The won-lost records were than compiled, the standings updated, and the rest is history. Check it out:

NFC
East
NY Giants 13-3
Philadelphia 13-3
Dallas 10-6
Washington 9-7

North
Chicago 13-3
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 8-8
Detroit 2-14

South
New Orleans 12-4
Atlanta 9-7
Carolina 8-8
Tampa Bay 1-15

West
Arizona 8-8
Seattle 7-9
San Francisco 5-11
St. Louis 3-13


AFC
East
New England 12-4
NY Jets 8-8
Buffalo 4-12
Miami 4-12

North
Pittsburgh 14-2
Baltimore 12-4
Cincinnati 6-10
Cleveland 2-14

South
Indianapolis 12-4
Houston 11-5
Tennessee 9-7
Jacksonville 3-13

West
San Diego 13-3
Kansas City 7-9
Denver 4-12
Oakland 2-14

Playoffs
NFC

(6) Green Bay over (3) New Orleans
(5) Philadelphia over (4) Arizona

(1) NY Giants over (6) Green Bay
(5) Philadelphia over (2) Chicago

(5) Philadelphia over (1) NY Giants

AFC

(3) Indianapolis over (6) Houston
(4) New England over (5) Baltimore

(2) San Diego over (3) Indianapolis
(4) New England over (1) Pittsburgh

(2) San Diego over (4) New England

Super Bowl
Philadelphia over San Diego

That's right, we're picking Norv Turner and Andy Reid to each lead teams to the Super Bowl. Jeez, are we screwed.

Most jarring observations from the above:

  • Miami and Atlanta both regress, with the Dolphins seeing a more significant drop due to a tougher schedule loaded with colder outdoor games.
  • Denver dropping like a rock. Partly wishful thinking, but come on, Kyle Orton plus pouty crazypants Brandon Marshall can't offset a potentially promising running game
  • Tampa Bay, Oakland and Cleveland will be really, really bad.
  • Detroit's 2-14 will feel like 7-9
  • Brett Favre is a douche
Enjoy the season everyone.

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